Can only be done during the Winter Olympics, it's the act of raw dogging, doggy style while facing the TV so you don't miss the hockey game specifically to shut your woman up since she wants you to pay attention to her.
She wanted me to tell her she looked nice in her new dress, but I was watching the Olympics....so I threw her a Swedish bareback
by Dizzle69 February 15, 2014
'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'
by the sodimizer May 24, 2009
A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.
female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009
a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine
sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.
by bitchshitcuntfuck August 07, 2008
by Fuck sake May 07, 2019
Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.
by The new dr Ruth August 05, 2020
by MadLIbby October 12, 2009