pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.

by texasco April 24, 2014

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.

Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!

by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018

nannas pubes

Anything that's going is nannas pubes.
Everything good.
Everything is NannaPubes

#freehoggyking

DEAN : Bro get up for a beer
CONOR: NANNAS PUBES !!

by 6030king December 11, 2018

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.

Man my macho pubes are advancing.

by The One U Trust September 23, 2011