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fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010
mugGet the fiber fingermug.

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger February 22, 2015
mugGet the Danger Fingermug.

Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
mugGet the Text Fingermug.

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
mugGet the Grain Fingermug.

grinch fingers

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
by Pete Leg October 18, 2007
mugGet the grinch fingersmug.

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.
exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x
by Squee! July 3, 2005
mugGet the fat fingermug.

4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.
"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick
by Chillibean69 August 28, 2022
mugGet the 4 Fingersmug.

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