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Reddit atheist

One of the lowest, vilest, most despicable forms of life in the known universe. Reddit atheists are a subspecies of human that are believed to have genetically diverged around the beginning of 2008.
The population of Reddit atheists is growing, and is currently around 2.7 million. Reddit atheists have developed highly odd traits, such as: a tendency to consistently ridicule christianity, christians, make absurd claims about christianity and sometimes religion as a whole. Although Reddit atheists claim to simply be non-religious, it would be more apt to describe them as anti-christian, as (despite the fact that they claim to not allow religion to rule their life) it's the only thing they ever talk or think about.
When encountering a Reddit atheist, it is best to simply immediately leave to prevent any possible brain damage that may be incurred as a result of their activities, and remember to call animal control to have the beast handled by the proper authorities.
Reddit atheist: DiD yOu KnOw ThAt ReLiGiOn iS tHe sOuRcE oF aLL eViL??
Human: Yeah, sure man. Whatever you say.
Human (whispering to other human): Call the fucking cops before this thing burns down a church.
by NotPieGuy July 17, 2022
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Sexual Atheist

Person 1: What's your sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm a sexual atheist.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I don't think I'll ever have sex.
by Dugisabug July 20, 2012
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atheist buddhism

Not all forms of Buddhism denny the existence of Gods, heavens, hells, re-incarnation, or other supernatural experiences. Atheist Buddhism emphasizes the parts of Siddhartha Gautama's teaching that emphasized focusing on compassion and effectiveness in this world for this world. Further, for the Atheist Buddhist, unlike many Atheist Westerners, the highest quality of life, or enlightenment, comes not from glorifying the self but by doing things that allow us to transcend ourselves to where we realize the self is an illusion and the barrier between "I" and "reality" disappears. When you are truly in the moment, in that "just do it" mindset, we do not know or care about the past or future, but just "are we doing the compassionate and effective thing right now?"
Not every Buddhist practices an atheist buddhism. Some believe in re-incarnation and some believe in a heaven/hell structure.
by ErnDog December 26, 2006
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The Amazing Atheist

A vlogger on YouTube by the name of Teroja Kincaid (or TJ), a liberal atheist who frequently rants about politics, religion and even the slightest things that irritate him. He has well-known videos speaking out on Christian ideology, censorship and current world events.
The Amazing Atheist is funnier than Fred and his stupid munchkin voice any day of the week.
by NoFadsThen January 29, 2009
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Atheist

When someone believes that they were created by monkeys
Oh look at that nonce.. hes probabaly an atheist

Hes an atheist?!!....i wonder why his mum is a downy
by Badlandsscud March 31, 2020
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Sexual Atheist

Someone who doesn't believe that they'll ever get laid.
I've never been able to pull anyone, so I might as well become a Sexual Atheist.
by LeUrbanDefiner November 8, 2015
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Bad Atheist

A retard who trys to sound "Logical" and above everyone by making fun of religion.

A good Atheist is someone who respects other religions but just doesn't believe in any of them
Bad Atheist

Atheist: Ah so you believe in the Easter bunny too ? and what about santa ?

Christian: Nope just god

Atheist: Prove that he exists

Christian: I can't and you can't prove he doesnt exist.

Atheist: NO U!

Good Atheist

Christian: I believe in the lord jesus christ

Atheist: Although i disagree with your beliefs, i respect your religion.

Christian: Want to get icecream ?

Atheist: Hell, fucking yeah.

*FRIENDS*
WORLD PEACE WAS JUST MADE

LOL
by Ehhhwat May 4, 2009
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