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Raptor Math

The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.
“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”
by Skudworth February 4, 2012
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Math Sharks

People who walk over to your table and stare at your work then tell you what you are doing wrong. Most commonly named Ethan and/or Albert.
The math sharks came up to the table and told my friend that she forgot to divide.
by Aniroc aksag January 28, 2020
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aria math

one of the saddest pieces of minecraft music you can listen to. may not seem sad if you're not a long-time player but for those who have played the game for years, you know what i mean.
*person born in 2005*

*now 2013*
person: this game called minecraft looks pretty cool
person: mom, can you buy me this game?
mom: sure
person: *loads up and plays a bit of survival*
person: *gets bored and looks for a different gamemode and they find creative*
person: im gonna build a spaceship
person: man this is some good music, who made this?
person: *gets off and decides to watch some markiplier*
*9 years later*
person: ima load up my old xbox for old times' sake
*xbox boots up*
person: minecraft, let's hop in to my old world; super mario spaceship..
person: oh god, the memories, i remember this music.
*starts to tear up*
person: what a good time it was.
person: ima find the names of the music in this game
*goes through the whole soundtrack and finds the song he used to listen to*
person: this was the song, good ol' aria math..
by fuckboytoallnations May 9, 2022
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girl math

mathematics used mostly in shopping, to make someone feel better about buying an expensive thing
If my bag is 5000 euros, its not that expensive, because i wear it 5 days a week, 4 weeks a month, for at least 10 months, so its at maximum 25 euros per wear, and thats not very expensive. I LOVE girl math!
by anonymous September 9, 2023
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Math Skills

If my math skills weren't so horribly amazing, i might be at a party getting laid instead of doing my eight and a half hours of trigenometry homework.
by JewFro. May 27, 2010
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Maths A/General

A fuck fest for potatoes, cabbage patch kids and vegetables alike... Only the lowest of lows can join Maths A/Maths General. This fuck fest can be witnessed in Australia only.
Look at that sped, bet he does Maths A/General. Such a retard!
by Hornet173 October 23, 2018
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math porn

A form of pornography involving sexy girls doing naughty things, like dividing by 0
"I liekz math porn" - Webster
"Ooh baby, find that derivative..." - math porn addict
by math_is_hawt September 8, 2009
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