Test

What you take in school to determine if you pass or fail in life.

I failed my test, therfore I must fail at life.

by energizerman38 December 9, 2008

Grandma Test

A test designed to determine user-friendliness. One asks himself or herself if a product is easy enough to use that a grandmother could use it.

Pass: Windows and AOL. While both of these are inefficient and likely to crash products, they are purchased simply because they are easy to use.

Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...

by The Overmind July 7, 2004

Tessla

A cute girl with a cute butt

Dang! She must be a tessla

by Your average joe person June 16, 2016

Tesse

Great person good at sports but very smart. Really nice to be around .

Great person"hey man tesse is great"

by Superiorrullerofall November 30, 2018

Screen Test

To smash a suspects' head into the steel grid of a police cruiser prisoner transport barrier, by slamming on the brakes, while the prisoners' hands are bound behind his back.

"The perp spit at me and started saying things about my mother, then threatened my family, so I gave him a 'screen test'."

by The partition safety nut April 29, 2010

Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

by MagickDio July 17, 2011

COVID test

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”

by HJ HH January 4, 2021