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Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008
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Old Testament Gangsta

The highest level of gangsta...Being push to the point and state of mind that physical violence might ensue, and the only action that can describe what you might do to someone or something can only be described as something done or found in the Old Testament of the bible.
yo you see that fight yesterday, Justin hit that dude with a rock like David did the Goliath. I told you he was Old Testament Gangsta.
by DeuceJ January 6, 2009
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Testilingus

The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
by Speromeliora March 27, 2009
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Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST)

Craftily inserting a finger into a lady's vagina and sniffing it to see if the odour is acceptable for further exploration
I did the Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) on her and it was ok so I went for it
by passedthesnifftest November 6, 2007
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Nikola Tesla

1. The smartest man that ever lived. Period. Did crazy/awesome things like almost destroy an entire city block in New York, designed the first death ray, and melted one of his assistants hands with xrays (by accident). Was also pretty darn crazy, if that wasn't obvious.

2. Also, best vampire ever, as portrayed in Sanctuary, which happens to be a super awesome show. Edward Cullen, eat your heart out!
The world as we know it would not exist without Nikola Tesla.
by liltyke207 January 2, 2011
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Pacer Test

A P.E test where you get with 2 other people 2 of them check your almost death I mean mistakes and then you run in a "straight" line and hope you don't die in the middle of the court while you barely ran 5 laps.
The Gym Teacher: "The Pacer Test is about to begin kids!"

You: Might as well start digging my grave
by Blu • Berry • Boi March 19, 2019
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Testacular

a word a man may use to describe something both truly spectacular and manly; the word is a combination of spectacular and testicles.
"Hey bro, that steak you grilled last night was testacular!"
by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006
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