The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

A small technology Discord server community providing programming support. A safe and active community with helpful staff.
Person 1: "I need programming support for my Discord bot."
Person 2: "Go to Crown Tech. They have the best support".
Person 1: "Ok."
10 Minutes Later...
Person 1: "Wow they were really helpful."
Person 2: "Yeah. I know right"
Person 2: "Go to Crown Tech. They have the best support".
Person 1: "Ok."
10 Minutes Later...
Person 1: "Wow they were really helpful."
Person 2: "Yeah. I know right"
by Archreus#4200 January 4, 2021

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.
Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.
by Potzer August 7, 2022

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?
Or
My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.
Or
My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.
by ErikD January 23, 2010

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

by DELL Services August 26, 2007

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.
Tech weeking
The act of participating in tech week
Tech weeking
The act of participating in tech week
Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.
Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...
Friend 1: Why?
Cast member: Tech week
Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...
Friend 1: Why?
Cast member: Tech week
by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019
