toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

Animal Testing

looks like a lot of people on here have no idea what they are talking about. Animal research is probably the largest reason for why we have advanced in biomedical science, millions of people are still alive today because of animal testing, you need to check your facts on it. Second of all, the Animal Liberation Front burgles medical centres, firebombs labs and violently attacks animal research workers, PETA have also funded the ALF, and Mary Beth Sweetland,A Vice President of PETA is a type A diabetic who injects herself daily with insulin developed from medical testing using dogs, so they are hypocrites too.

If animal testing required me to personally kill every chimp in the world to save one street junkie with A.I.D.S, I wouldn't give it a second thought

by Bad Lieutenant April 21, 2006

Passive Texting

Verb

The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.

Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars

James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately

Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!

Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!

by BoJangles211 November 29, 2009

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

testing the rabbit

Lesbian slang for "hiding the dildo"

Bon: Erin and I are testing the rabbit tonight.

by Arc December 4, 2004

Tearing Up

the act of shitting badly in anothers toilet.

Dude Molly just got done tearing up cassidys toilet.

by Kasey Callahan March 29, 2009

over-texting

1. When a teenage male texts a teenage female to the point where the female only wants to be friends with the male.

2. When a teenage male texts a teenage female enough to where it is awkward and uncomfortable in person.

I could've gotten with her if I hadn't kept over-texting her.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009