Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Swaggerment

Thé swaggerment way of saying something is swag it’s the swaggerest of the swags

“So how was it?”
“Swaggerment.”

“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”

by Nagito Komaeda’s boyfriend November 16, 2023

sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.

You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.

by thuc March 15, 2011

Swaggerity

Having so much swag that everyone just straight up kneels before you

Dude, he has so much swaggerity, He's like the 21st century Jesus!

by John jacob dinkle hiber smith June 9, 2011

Swagger Jackson

Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.

The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.

by FOTB June 17, 2021

swagger ghost

Swagger Ghost is a lit ghost who will burn you alive when he says a powerful roast at you. He fucks all of your girls whenever a husband or boyfriend has left them alone. But dont try to mess with him or you will get a unexpected surprise...

"Swagger Ghost is too amazing"

by Justlivinlifelikecrazy January 12, 2017

Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger

Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.

by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011