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fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
by cloud surfer April 25, 2010
mugGet the fung swaggermug.

lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
mugGet the lip swaggermug.

The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.
During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.
by Texashandshake April 2, 2024
mugGet the The Ohio swaggermug.

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper
by Blinging July 11, 2018
mugGet the Swagger pantsmug.

swaggers

the perfect word, when poggers and swag kiss
what have you been doing in quarantine?’
‘literally just watching minecraft hardcore. nothing else.’
‘hey dude, that’s pretty swaggers 🔥😎’
by woahwoof December 15, 2020
mugGet the swaggersmug.

Swagger

A type of confidence that only the coolest people feel especially when there felling confident.
Hey Timmy, your real swagger
by DIRTYRAT October 12, 2019
mugGet the Swaggermug.

hagar swagger

The late night word that iphone uses for another drunk word unknown to the common person...that could mean something such as this:
Bitch, go fuck yourself,you suck,yo momma,pimpin,whore, slobber lick , twss, round round brown brown, cram cram, slam slam, come on!!!!, outrigger, down rigger, side rigger, monday, hot dog, come over, nite nite, and bitch pudding.
Me: hey girl u still up
U: yeah hagar swagger in just a few

Me: come on!
by Bella6969 May 20, 2011
mugGet the hagar swaggermug.

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