Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

Smug Prick

Someone who is completely self centered, selfish and conceited. A person that will destroy the world to get their way and sell out anyone in the process.

I dont think I have ever seen a person that exemplifies the term "Smug Prick" as much as Donald Trump.

by Save Ferris June 3, 2018

Smug Idiot

Any person who drives a hybrid vehicle to "save the enviroment" and constantly calls attention to it

Hey Bill did you see that Smug Idiot in the Prius? I bet he didn't even think about all the lead and acid in those batteries that he will need to replace every seven years

by NewGen December 17, 2008

Smugly

An intellectual word used to describe someone whom is Smug but also Ugly.

Josh you are so Smugly, hahahahaha

by Jamu September 3, 2012

Butter Smuggler

Someone who is smuggling butter.

My friend smuggled butter into Norway. They had to punch him in the stomach in order to retrieve it. Dumb butter smuggler.

by Murdoik December 25, 2011

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009