Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.

I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer

by krakho December 9, 2008

Stuffed

The act of eating stuffing then having a women eat your excrement.

I can't believe my boyfriend stuffed me.

by Kevinxsenpai January 25, 2011

stuffles

things that happen

iv got life stuffles going on stuff

by The Foolish One August 18, 2016

stuffed

when someone is high, or has too much to drink, they are stuffed

dude 1: did u see macy last night?
dude 2: oh yea, she was stuffed.

by lilboogy May 30, 2009

Double Stuffed Oreo

The act of sh@*ing in someones mouth then proceeded to throat f#$% said person.

This kinky broad let me give her a Double Stuffed Oreo.

by Otakusamurai April 29, 2010

stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010