caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.

Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.

by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004

Bret Stroke

Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.

1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.

by R. Ash February 16, 2009

two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

strokes

the best band.
the best songs.
the best vocalist.

try "what ever happened" from room on fire album.

by fakehappykid December 9, 2004

Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

Choke stroke

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.

My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..

by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016