satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 06, 2011
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good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...
My kids come from good stock...me and my husband
by Scorpio Chic January 20, 2024
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Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2022
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Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you
by Sexydimma May 30, 2022
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creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream
Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift
by cock in bricks January 25, 2020
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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008
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e-stocking

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
by Lemmingpie December 18, 2013
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