stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 1, 2014

stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

Stealthfie

A selfie that you have to take very sneakily, so that nobody sees you taking it.

Joann was at dinner with her family, so to respond to her Snapchats, she took a few stealthfies under the table

by Fox II April 20, 2015

steamtroller

A person who flattens any meaningful discussion about an event by constantly relating it back to a single issue, e.g. income inequality, immigration, race, "Christian values," feminism, etc.

The debate moderator was asking questions about foreign policy, but Bernie Sanders just kept bringing it back to income inequality. He's a total steamtroller.

Grandma turns into a steamtroller once she starts talking about immigrants at Thanksgiving.

by Coatimundi Cockleburr June 3, 2016

stealth trickto

a fat nigger that sits on his ass all day and likes to suck a lot big black dick and eat doghnut

(Steath TrickTo) come here little big daaddy stealth trickto

by BigMachoDaddy February 19, 2017

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 6, 2017

stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 9, 2017