Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about

I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.

by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

FSGF (friend stealing girlfriend)

A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u.

WOw! WHAT A FSGF, NOW IM LONELY< THAT WHORE

by Snoop April 19, 2005

stealing lollipops

To exhibit a false presentation of one's character for the purpose of workplace political gain.

Buddy is the life of the office. He's stealing lollipops from everyone in the office to get the new Sr. position.

by Piddy February 2, 2006

steaming log

a log of shit straight as it emerges from the asshole

dylan: mmmm that smells like one warm tasty log of shit, a steaming log

by testickle March 19, 2008

stealing thief

someone who steals over the counter medicines. mainly robitussin, delsym, benadryl etc.

dude your such a stealing thief. you've probably stolen over 200 bottles of that shit in the passed 2 months

by Holdon McGroin June 30, 2009

steaming pile of crap

ASX:JRV

I bought some shares in JRV and they turned out to be a steaming pile of crap.

by rutz912 March 26, 2011