squigglewhatter

a frenemy who is your stalker everyone has 1!!!

can't my squigglewhatter get the hint??

by STEPHIE February 3, 2005

Squiggy McNasty

Hairy greasy gross guys, usually wearing wifebeaters who wistles and yells at women he has no chance with as they walk by. can be called a squiggy.

jose and tom whistled at girls from the 7-11 parking lot they were Squiggy McNasties.

by HB May 13, 2005

squigglyoose

A squigglyoose is a combination of a squrriel, a pig, and a moose. The other white meat.

A squigglyoose is a very shy creature not spotted frequently.

by BeckyD March 26, 2007

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squiggle foot

squiggle foot is a highley intense sport that makes two players jump down a flight of stairs and hurt them selfs the most. wins

dude i was playing squiggle foot all night long and broke my rib cage

by mcwho 23 August 25, 2010

squiggums

a derogatory term used to mock an over weight African american female that is on her minstrel cycle on Tuesday at sonic during happy hour

whats up mr.squiggums

by free389 November 13, 2011

Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight

Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015