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spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.
"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."
by brunetang January 24, 2018
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spinning nutt

Ejaculating through the center of the bearing on a fidget spinner while it's balanced on your penis, after which it falls back into the spinner getting sprayed everywhere. "When *** hits the spinner everyone gets sprayed."
I did a spinning nutt yesturday because I was soo lazy to paint the room white
by Ttubyeknom May 9, 2018
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spinning skull

a phrase based off of a tiktok sticker of a spinning skull put in videos accompanied by text that says "i thought this was gonna be hard" and a slowed version of already rich by yeat
"when u see the spinning skull you know its over 💀"
by slyxrs April 5, 2023
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Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding
"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".
by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019
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Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009
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shrinking

To drink and shop at the same time.
Before heading to the mall to buy shoes they made a pit stop at the liquor store to start thier shrinking.
by Elle Thomas July 31, 2007
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