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Boinky sponch

by zleM September 29, 2021
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TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021
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Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.
She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!
by ADignorantium November 29, 2019
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Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick
ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009
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scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures
"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003
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Spatch

To spank one's snatch (or "cooter").
"Dude, I just spatched your mom last night."
"Dude, that's not cool, my mom's a nice lady."
by Juggy Brodleteen November 18, 2011
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Scotch-cat

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.
"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."
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