Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008

splooge-worthy

amazing enough to cause an organism

"OMFG! That's like... splooge-worthy!"

by ronneh September 3, 2006

Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016

Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.

"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."

by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Deuce Sploosh

The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.

Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.

by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010

sploosh

Female masturbation or fingering involving crack.

That bitch used some of my best crack to sploosh herself!

by RD April 19, 2005