splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.

Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010

Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.

NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)

by TH47 June 1, 2018

SpongeBob NudiePants

1) SpongeBob SquarePants but lacking the SquarePants.

2) Someone who refrains from wearing underwear under their outer clothing (i.e. to go 'commando', 'freeballing' - in the case of men not wearing underwear, and 'freebuffing' - in the case of women) to covertly create a frisson of sexual excitement or amusement amongst friends, sexual partners, future sexual partners, etc.

Lydia is a SpongeBob NudiePants tonight!

by Lydia Bartlett May 2, 2008

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003

splinge

A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.

That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!

by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014

SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.

Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.

by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021