splintered

Hipster slang for drunk.

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.

by Andrew Allan Morgan December 18, 2006

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

sloinks

abbrv. of asalamalaikum

sloinks! how goes it?

by shakir hasnain January 15, 2008

Splink

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.

I want to splink you sophie
I splinked sophie in the face

by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008

Sploinkie

A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.

"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John

by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022