toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.

OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006

Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.

The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.

by Corseliun Michael Corett III July 31, 2006

Spladoosh

The noise a really big rock makes when you throw it into water.

(Guy throws rock into lake)

"SPLADOOSH!"

by The Frenchman January 25, 2005

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

dick splash

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

splatow

A hard punch in the jaw. Usually resulting in a knock-out!

We was scrappin' and then splatow he dropped like a roach.

by CobraHaXxX April 2, 2006

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007