semen demon

a male/female that loves semen a lot

guy1: yo my girls a semen demon!!
guy2: thats soo cool so she swallows?
guy1: HELL YA

by THE DEAN22 February 9, 2012

steamin' for semen

when a girl, or perhaps a gay dude, really really want to get some dick. Also this word is a synonym of gagging for it.

Dude, Emiko was steamin' for semen last night. Yeah Dave could have been her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

screaming for semen

to plead for sex from a man.

She is so horny she screaming for semen.

by Aftershave June 16, 2007

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

semen

Manly fluids of the genitals

People in a submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine

by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003