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dirty sneaker

The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.
My wife pissed me off so I gave her a dirty sneaker!
by Bedrock & The Pirate January 27, 2007
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Sneak Shot

when your fucking a girl doggy style you spit on her back, she thinks you've jizzed and turns around thats when you let her have it on her face.
" dude, she didn't see it comming. She turns around and was like *sigh* then BAM right in her eye"
by Dandridge Gangsta March 9, 2003
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Sneaker

During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.
Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.
by Matthew Robert Parker December 28, 2008
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Sneak Peek

A marketing strategy that attracts customers, where a female bends over exposing more skin.
Rob: "Dude, Allie was giving sneak peeks to everyone today."

Tom: "I'm not surprised since she's single now. She is back on the market."
by nookworm February 29, 2012
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sneaking

moving around quietly and sneakily. usually done in the dark by slick ninja-types.

the act of being sneaky and sneaking around like a snake. a very slippery criminal. a smooth-talker talking smooth like a slippery devil. a very bad person. a person with no morals and who lacks the values of a good christian boy. a very bad boy. ive been very bad. sorry mommy!!!

... what was it that i was defining?
The slick ninja snuckt into the window like a very bad and slippery sea weasel who slupt into the sea. its hard to use in a sentence...you know... sneaking!
by barnabus July 13, 2006
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sneak attack

A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.
"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."
by JD & MK February 10, 2008
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Sneak 69

The process by which a man goes down on a woman, then somehow he ends up sitting on her face with his dick in her mouth.
John was going down on me and the next thing I knew, he sneak 69'ed me!
by EJO2007 March 11, 2007
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