snart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

John snarted in class one day.

by zjayk1 March 24, 2008

Snortable

if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"

Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Snart

Accidental inhalation of flatulence directly preceeding a sneeze.

You just sneezed my fart gas, you snarted!

by Pinnaclegents August 12, 2011

Snarty

A snail party

Joe: Do you want to go to the snarty?
Bob: No I hate snails AND parties.

by potatoesflyingaroundtheroom May 28, 2015

giggle snort

Something that a girl that pretends to be a guy avi but dresses like a girl on Gaia says and has spread it to others.

"Did you see that comedian last night?" Yeah he was funny giggle snort lol.

by Choas_Xx May 17, 2008

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 30, 2007

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005