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national smash day

Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash
Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!
by Bobbylongdck May 25, 2018
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boob smash

Noun (athletic slang): a wrestling technique in which an aggressor female thrusts her torso against the torso of her combatant, the object being to upset the balance of the combatant and thereby obtain confrontational advantage.
In the now-famous "Miller Lite Catfight" TV commercial, Tonya Ballinger uses the boob smash against her erstwhile opponent, Kitana Baker, in the cement mixing tray.
by speedog July 10, 2010
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Smash

The Act of Playing Super Smash Bro's on the Wii or GameCube with friends.
Bro you wanna Smash today?

Yea Bro totally lets see who else wants to Smash.
by BrokenXVII December 10, 2011
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Noun:

A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?

Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*

Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*

Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
by Hoppered March 9, 2010
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smash her pasty

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.
"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"
by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006
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k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."
Wow John, you are such a k samps.
by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009
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