ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.

Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson

by Yassssqween June 10, 2019

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

simpsons

A used to be good animation but sadly has died down since each episdoe has been showed 20 times

A Day With Sky One....
9.00 Simpsons
9.30 Simpsons
10.00 Some Crap
1.30 Simpsons
2.00 Some Crap
6.00 Simpsons
6.30 Simpsons
7.00 Simpsons
7.30 Simpsons
8.00 Simpsons

A simpsons freak's Day
7.00 Simpson

by Fuckhabbo April 24, 2005

CRAZY ASS SIMPSONS

Someone who eats sleeps and shits the simpsons,and who can remeber every episode ,and can re-cite everyline word per word of those episodes

drive by a donut shop and say "mmmmm donuts...."

by fat frankyb August 28, 2005

simpsons

a particularly fantabulus show which shall always be remembered as he show that never sold out and made a movie

I like the simpsons

by cailín beag June 21, 2003

similo

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.

“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know”
“I’m serious similo”

by Similo July 1, 2019

chris simpson

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi

Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox

by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013