{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.

My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.

by Audrey B. April 29, 2008

Man Shield

A shield that a man keeps up, refusing to talk about his feelings in fear of being called a gay.

I wish Adam Thomas would drop his man shield so we could talk about how we really feel <3

by Drewziph December 11, 2010

Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.

Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!

by H@v0c May 13, 2011

baby shield

The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.

We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.

I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011

human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.

Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.

by hooper March 14, 2004

Sheldon

the "greatest" person in the world

Hi im Sheldon and im here to help

by >type name here< February 18, 2017

Sheldon

Sheldon- the guy you love to hate . He’s the one who’s willingly to do anything for a person and he’s not afraid to speak his mind. People named Sheldon are usually over 6ft tall He’s very sexy and probably has a 10inch ..anyway but you won’t know till you ask. Sheldon is probably the one guy you want to date but know you can’t

Person: Sheldon can you please put that thing away ?
Sheldon: oh I’m sorry it’s just so big

by Imadancerforlove November 13, 2017