Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010

shamplop

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.

Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."

by Dark Doom April 5, 2011

shampullet

A shampoo-based bullet/ammunition used as defense when your spouse attacks you in the shower. Works best with a pump-style shampoo bottle.

Don't throw cold water on me or I will cap your ass with some shampullets.

by The Zunicorn February 21, 2011

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012

shampube

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair

Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI

by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014

Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019