shitfest

When 2 groups of people get together (for most likely bowling - 5 pin) and get shitty. It's like woodstock except with shit.

joey and Pete bowled three strikes and Kim and Sean only bowled two: as a result, Kim and Sean drink till they shit (ie: shitfest).

by Joey Darrk April 10, 2008

Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.

Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!

by disturb May 27, 2021

shitfacedly

a state of drunkness which usually makes an excuse for doing something.

-I'm bummed.
-why?
-i shitfacedly made out with that nasty slag last night.
-bummer.

by Tyler Bray February 20, 2008

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

shitfacing

posting on Facebook while drunk

I spent most of my night shitfacing.

by ringlord willie May 18, 2014

Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Shitcom

Chatting with someone on an electronic device while taking a shit.

Would you mind if I were to shitcom Brad later? I really don't have to go that bad right now.

by makinmagic899 April 16, 2011