cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

black sheet party

the slang name given to an orgy or sex party involving people who favour BDSM

lets go to a black sheet party!

by thuliumtit January 3, 2017

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

sheet

A Police record on a criminal.

Damn, the pigs got a long sheet on that nigga!

by Rick James, bitch November 21, 2004

Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer

Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.

"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."

by StanCo... March 6, 2009

sheet betch

Adds emphasis to a defying statement, it does not have to be directed at an indivdual/group, but it can at times.

"Sheet betch, I ain't doin nothing unless I am getting paid"

by DetroitSlang May 14, 2003