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Dirty Sheets

N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.

2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.
1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.
by ILuhYaJustinBeiber March 15, 2015
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sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.
As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.
by napkinsPH February 15, 2010
mugGet the sheet clutchingmug.

sandy sheets

a hook up that insues after a day at the beach thus causing sand to accumpulate in your sheets
After I hit up the beach bars, Im having sandy sheets with Sarah.
by Blondies frequenteur June 11, 2011
mugGet the sandy sheetsmug.

Top sheet nigga

A person with class and everything together in life. To the point their bed has a bottom sheet and top sheet. The opposite of a (bare mattress nigga)
by thundermen June 9, 2016
mugGet the Top sheet niggamug.

sheet metal worker

Trade far superior to all other construction trades. The only craftsman who makes what they install.. duct work. While they may be the loudest on the site, they will tell you to get fucked if you complain. Usually heavy drinkers, with a bad attitude. Huge dicks. Will sneak away with your wife at the local neighborhood christmas party.
Damn. You see those sheet metal workers? I cant tell if thats the tool belt or the tool itself

That sheet metal worker is a bad ass, you greenhorns better steer clear of him
by WakShakKustomz December 21, 2016
mugGet the sheet metal workermug.

3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)
When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.
by LilDog May 9, 2014
mugGet the 3 sheets to the windmug.

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.
When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.
by hmvic November 21, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Test Sheetmug.

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