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OJ Session

OJ Session (Verb) The Act of lowkey killing your wife and getting away with it
Yo Dude You Here About Jenny

Yeah Her Husband Had An OJ Session With Her
by OJ "SIMP"son October 23, 2020
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coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex
Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"
by werrd. July 23, 2020
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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
by apIistia January 5, 2023
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reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months
Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.
by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023
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Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.
Aye yo Ellias, session?
by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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