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porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.
He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.
porn starch by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007
Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.
Cory is a starchy ass bitch.
Starchy by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

sarchavius

A white Christian vlogger that lives in a tree house in there back yard, usually has a gaming computer and plays Minecraft. Best at flappy bird and can do a backflip for dayz. Can do a gainer off of cliffs and can pop an edit in know time. Yeah yeah yeah
Yo are you popping that sarchavius edit tonight?
sarchavius by @wyattc00per December 14, 2017

Man Starch 

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.
Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?
Man Starch by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

searchwebme 

Alex used searchwebme to find a UK website
searchwebme by SearchWebMe April 12, 2009
A somewhat common slang word for smoking marijuana and getting high alone or with friends. Usually at night or during the weekends.
Yo I heard u searshed last night man! That's whats up.