sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Seagull

When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.

Did you seagull that couple yesterday?

by CupcakKe's dad November 7, 2017

Seagull

A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.

"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"

by Jonty Bonty January 14, 2022

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018

Majestic Seagull

Some goofy goober guy who is a bit silly and introverted but cool

Wow! Is that Majestic Seagull, I bet all the huzz likes him!

by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024