scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

Scratchworthy

When something is particularly lucky, beneficial and positive, leading one's desire to purchase a Scratchie, as a means of continuing their good fortunes.

"Today was totally Scratchworthy!"

by KingOfTheLimbo October 16, 2008

scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.

Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.

by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011

scratcherton

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

scratch on it

to give something a thought.(as in scratch your head)

c'mon he stares at her all the time.he obviously likes her.scratch on it

by kumartmebro September 2, 2011

scratchologist

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.

Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!

by thorgalore November 8, 2011