salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017

safety nuke

A Nuke with a rubber tip on top. (For safety purposes.)

“Hey Ricardo lets add safety nukes to our country” said Daniel

by MisterFisterAndHisTwelveBrickz January 23, 2018

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!

Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!

by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018

Salty Phish

A handsome man (who can't really sing)

He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome

by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019

Safety Flush

1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.

2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush

"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"

by Manroot October 19, 2019

Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020