After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.
A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.
by TW_h900 December 14, 2008
Get the bum river mug.1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008
Get the Apple River mug.Related Words
rivea
• rivearna
• river
• River Rats
• Rivas
• River Phoenix
• Riven
• rival
• river nigger
• river pig
by Blake February 8, 2005
Get the down by the river mug.A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"
by OrignalWolf May 18, 2011
Get the Priest River mug.by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011
Get the Elk River mug.A small hick town in the shittiest area of Canada. Live there if you like extra chromosomes and alcoholism.
by Le bougeosie April 21, 2011
Get the Spirit River mug.by lancer949049560 August 13, 2009
Get the River Digger mug.