A Joe Reason

Something so idiotically moronic spoken/written that any and all who read/hear it should instantly ignore, forget and move on swiftly.

"Why didn't he like X?"
"Ah don't worry dude, he gave me a Joe reason"
"I've already forgotten him"

by Pattsey December 14, 2021

Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch

Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason

by TurtleMilk420 June 8, 2022

What was the reason!

An iconic phrase previously used Superstar Cardi B, that is used when someone can not answer your question and is being sus.
The phrase can also be used when u feel that a person is lying to you.
The phrase is usually shouted or exclaimed for emphasis.

You: "Why?"
Friend "..i dunno"
You "What was the reason!"

by ValoraGalaxy December 28, 2022

give something a reason

To give someone/something a cause and/or motivation and justification to kill you.

A gorilla is not something you give something a reason, unless you’re a chimpanzee.

by Hoodnature March 7, 2023

A petty reason to stop watching

Is it?

Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

White man resonance

When you speak in such a way that other tables can hear you over the din of a restaurant

That guy really had white man resonance, we heard his whole story over dinner

by Msis February 13, 2024

Blocked me for no reason

When someone blocks you and you don't know why.

Help! Someone blocked me for no reason on Sketchers United!

by PomeranianFluff June 2, 2024