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derrick redearth

Hey you know Derrick redearth? “ yeah he’s that rad guy that works at McDonald’s
by Stinkpoo115 April 29, 2022
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Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by
Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!
Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life
by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022
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book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”
by Couch_King October 2, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
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Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit
Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie
by Athot June 20, 2020
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