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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.
by Bucaro March 31, 2022
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relationship goddess

Someone who is great at realationships.
I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.
by Delaneraeee November 22, 2015
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un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship
by team america August 30, 2007
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paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013
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relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
by Maxim11 June 9, 2018
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