red leader

red leader is a leader of red army also known as Tord

Red leader ruled the world

by totallyapersonwithnoname March 20, 2018

red thoughts

Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.

"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"

by p:sy_ September 21, 2023

Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

by Brynley December 9, 2013

Red Knot

The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.

Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.

Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

by Snake March 9, 2005

on her reds

when a woman is on her period

shes on her res, shes pissed off

by craig March 11, 2003

red handed

adj. Derived from the term "bloody-hand", which was one of four kinds of offences in the king's forest, by which the offender is supposed to have killed a deer. In Scotland, in such like crimes they say "Taken in the fact, or with the red hand".
- Thomas Blount's Law Dictionary and Glossary, 1717

In modern times, this term refers to catching someone in the act of doing something they aren't supposed to do.

Hah! I knew it was you stealing the cookies. I caught you red handed!

by Markus Melarkus September 29, 2005