purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019

Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.

Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.

by dicknibbler January 7, 2023

Precious Purple

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.

Look at Shelly's new girlfriend; she ain't blik, she's precious purple.

by Nigell Tufnell January 5, 2018

Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021

Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements

I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie

by K1NG AD April 13, 2010

Purple Pop

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017