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Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.
"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"
by crudmonkey November 7, 2016
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Prodigy

A person who collects clams also know as a clamer
I’m going to my job as a prodigy on the beach
by ConferBoi December 10, 2018
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Monopoly Prodigy

The one who has defeated the Monopoly God in her first attempt at playing the game.
The Monopoly Prodigy's friggen dice luck is unbelievable. I'm convinced the game doesn't like my name....
by Monopoly God May 26, 2008
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Digital Prodigy

A hack forum run by a team of Riot, Faith and Spencer (Formerly Smartz993)
This forum produces quality public hacks, mainly for Combat Arms, much to the delight of the many leechers on the interwebs.
Current staff are SMOD DarkOrigins, SMOD Fatality, MOD HeadShotSam, MOD BDixon, MOD BrixiusLane, MOD riot01, MOD Zorro666, DEV Bjornke and DEV Zero.
Man 1: Dude, did you get the new Digital Prodigy pub by Riot yet?
Man 2: Nah, I gotta make sure I get it!
by DPDUDE April 16, 2010
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Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.
"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'
by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012
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Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits
"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."
by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014
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lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.
I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.
by brodod May 29, 2014
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