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procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself
Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.
by lmac1998 December 27, 2018
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Procrastination

What You're Doing Right Now! Get back to work, trust me it will turn out better in the long run.
I would love to think of a good example.. but I should be studying for a biology test that I have tomorrow, No seriously I actually have a big test tomorrow I shouldn't even be writing this urban dictionary definition. Procrastination.
by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018
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Procrastinator

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."
by sylar May 12, 2014
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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.
A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.
by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019
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Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.
Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.
by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021
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Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
by Meezy21 August 26, 2012
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