Procrasturbation

1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.

1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"

by Master Procrasturbator October 16, 2009

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.

guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute

Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am

by 162875 March 10, 2015

procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.

by One little hellian February 14, 2017

Brocrastibation

Generally used when 2 or more guys have a get together and play video games. Usually accompanied by a liter of soda and a large pepperoni pizza.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?

How about some extreme brocrastibation? I have a free breadsticks coupon and C.O.D. Ghosts.

by WolfBane February 17, 2014

Procrasturbation

Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm

Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005