dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.

My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.

by Eugene Ilyichev August 17, 2008

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.

Hey , what are you doing today? Just posting it.

by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.

"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"

by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015

show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.

A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process

by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015