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Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo
Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"
by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014
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Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019
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poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort
pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"
by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023
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Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.
Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!
by Baconator703 July 25, 2018
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Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax
Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂
by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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Poot

Something that is cool or “hard
Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf
by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022
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